The End is Nigh

"garagemonkee" (monke) 07/30/2017 at 19:58 • Filed to: None

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JKM and Zoidberg have acquired new vehicles in the same week.

Was nice knowing you all. We had a good run there.

CB > garagemonkee 07/30/2017 at 20:03

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Oh come on, I still don’t own my own vehicle. We’re safe for at least another three years.

Steve in Manhattan > garagemonkee 07/30/2017 at 20:11

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Does anyone know what Zoidberg bought ...?

garagemonkee > Steve in Manhattan 07/30/2017 at 20:17

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It’s down oppo a few posts.

and 100 more > garagemonkee 07/30/2017 at 20:19

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The news: Interest rates are going up, there’s a subprime auto loan bubble. Now is a bad time to buy a car.

Me: I know the Jeep is falling apart and I’ve been waiting a long time to replace it, but maybe i should wait just a bit longer.

Everyone around me: HEY CHECK OUT OUR AWESOME NEW CARS!

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Steve in Manhattan 07/30/2017 at 20:21

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2002 IS 300 Sportcross

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > garagemonkee 07/30/2017 at 20:24

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The End is not nigh quite yet. Their new cars are only new to them. To everyone else, they are just plain old used cars. Arguably even well used.

If they were actually new cars then I’d happily agree that the World was indeed Burning...

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 07/30/2017 at 20:25

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A 15 year old car isn’t just new by my standards; It’s from the FUUUUUUUUUTURRRRRE

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/30/2017 at 20:32

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Therefore that’s when the End Times are!

I bought my current new car 15 and a half years ago...it certainly looks it.

Steve in Manhattan > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 07/30/2017 at 22:53

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Loved those wagons since their introduction ... and slap Suzuki badges on ‘em and that brand would have lived building those ....